Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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