I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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