id be glad to
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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