I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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