used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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