I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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