i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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