Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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