That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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