I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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