Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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