are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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