I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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