turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Holy sore nipples Batman
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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