elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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