Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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