My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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