My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Randomize
