I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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