I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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