So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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