Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i will never coherently bang her
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Randomize
