okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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