so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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