: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
ttyl tear gas
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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