Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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