I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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