But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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