Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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