She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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