3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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