Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Banned from zoo.
Again?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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