can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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