If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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