when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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