She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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