At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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