So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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