i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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