I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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