Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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