It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
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