How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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