The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off