Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday