just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
How's work?
Spinning.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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