This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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