What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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