Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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