I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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