i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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