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  We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.

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• (305): View more from Florida

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.

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• (845): View more from New York

  It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately

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• (352): View more from Florida

  But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

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• (408): View more from California

  I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

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