Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings