We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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