brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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