I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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