Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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