I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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